Not having cable really isn’t all that bad.  I save $50 a month on my bill, I have access to netflix, and my dvd collection is fairly decent.  My options for viewing pleasure are not a problem, although, I have seen everything out of my own collection countless times.  This being so, my biggest problem is finding a movie that I feel comfortable watching.  

How can I sit and eat my dinner in my most unflattering, but comfortable, pajamas, if the movie I am watching makes me feel like a fat loser?  That is putting it bluntly.  

Yes, this is a real thought that goes through my head.  Any movie that I pick is going to have some waify, pretty front girl and all the hot dudes in the movie want her.  They glorify her!  And I get to watch all of this while shoving a turkey sandwich down my gullet.  No, I refuse to do that.  It only increases the likelihood of that sandwich coming back up.  So instead, what do I choose for today?  Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.  (Thats the only one i have.  The 1st and 3rd are at home)  

Yes, this is a good choice.  Orcs can’t me feel bad about myself.