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I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

twitter.com/aliceschmalice:

    These things happen…but usually to me and at the worst times.

    I have a test in French today.

    I’ve been up all night doing all the loads of things that I have to do, and before reeeaally breaking into study mode, I decided “Chair nap!” I’m hidden behind a bunch of bookshelves anyway.  

    When I fully awoke 45 minutes later, I went to go print some things out.  It was at this time that i realized that today is the 19th.  Not the 18th. The 19th.  this means i have a composition due in my french class today AS WELL AS le examen.  oy vey.  

    Alice, what the fuck are you doing?

    — 4 months ago